That’s Life #205 (5-29-08)

Don’t forget to

Vote Tuesday!

“What this country needs are

more unemployed politicians.”

Don’t Forget To Vote Against…

This is your next to last chance this year to vote against things you don’t want…Since there is little we do want, or will benefit us…vote against what you don’t want…like our current supervisor Rhetorical Reagan. We don’t want or need his empty posturing and bragging about things he never did or the things he never accomplished…his only claim to fame is he had an easy election beating a mellow, nice, middle aged black lady and now he seems to think he has a free ride for life to the public feed trough…The ride is over chump. His only accomplishment seems to be that he got his assistant a high paying cushy job with the county as a PIO and “me tooed” everything else.Reagan’s epitaph: Rhetoric is what he sold us four years ago and rhetoric is all he’s accomplished since then!”

We were the only newspaper in the county to endorse him last time (and for that we apologize) but from the day he took office he refused to communicate or respond to anything Dixon wanted or needed. Vote for Jim Williams or Skip Thompson and against the self serving demagogue…either of the other guys will listen and will TRY to help where needed.

A New Element Has Been Found!

  Recent hurricanes and climatic issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons & 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by...

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